Humans are naturally curious, but kids are on a whole other level! As parents, we’re used to the good, the bad, and the downright funny! Here at Happy Dance™, we’ve gathered some of our favorite Tweets from moms and dads around the world — because parenting truths are totally universal!
No one tells you before kids that taking vacations with kids is not a vacation anymore. It’s just parenting with a change of scenery lmao— sammy (@sammylynn_) July 11, 2021
“On the Floor” by Jennifer Lopez is my favorite song about feeding toddlers new kinds of food.— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) July 12, 2021
62% of parenting is improvisational theatre— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) July 13, 2021
5: can we get a baby cow?— Marissa 💚 (@michimama75) July 10, 2021
Me: no, we don’t have the room
5: because they have large vaginas?
My kids either mumble or talk like they on a helicopter.— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) July 13, 2021
I made dinner and every one of my children ate it without complaint…and then I woke up— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) July 13, 2021
Having kids seems like a great idea until they learn knock knock jokes.— ♡Stephanie Stebbins♡ (@stephsteb) July 8, 2021
(I wake up and pour my first coffee with my eyes barely open)— Tired Dad of 2 (@Tired_Dad_of_2) July 6, 2021
6: Daddy, where did the first humans come from?
I now know how it will all end for me— kids_kubed 🇨🇦 (@Kids_kubed) July 13, 2021
One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their iPad
If these moms and dads make you crack up, be sure to follow them on social media. What are some of your funny parenting moments? Let us know in the comments down below!