Hilarious Tweets From Parents This Month That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Parenting is one the best adventures — each day is filled with new surprises! Amid the chaos of raising a tiny human, there are some pretty funny moments. Here at Happy Dance™, we’ve gathered our favorite Tweets from moms and dads around the world. Get ready for a good laugh! 

No one tells you that one of the hardest things about parenting is making full meals for your kids 3x a day when you’ve been surviving off of Starbucks and Oreos for 8+years

— ShAeLuH (@highitsshaeluh) November 6, 2021

Anyone who suggests a parent just do something while the kids are in bed severely underestimates a child's determination to never sleep. Severely.

— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) November 10, 2021

I love how toddlers can be like "dhskdjydnsksbdnksndbx" and their mother is like "Oh you want to watch Peppa Pig? I'll put it on for you". Meanwhile I'm there like pic.twitter.com/SMTledVgCZ

— Flats Domino (@TamiTsansai) November 11, 2021

Noise is a good thing when you are a parent. When it's quiet, it's a problem.

Got quiet last night. Found my son hiding behind the couch drinking syrup straight from the bottle.

Always be wary of silence.

— MommyingHard (@MommyingHard) November 10, 2021

If your child hasn’t brought you a box of waffles to open while you’re sitting on the toilet completely unfazed, are you even a parent?

— Marissa 💚🦃💛 (@michimama75) November 11, 2021

Someone with no kids definitely invented daylight savings.

— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) March 14, 2021

I’ve been surprised how much of parenting is just keeping your kids from killing each other.

— David Shields (@dshields13) November 12, 2021

Having a kid is like having a roommate with no car, sketchy hygiene, & six part-time jobs who needs a ride every day.

— Ozzy (@ozzyunc) November 5, 2021

Thirst trap… except it’s just me breastfeeding and unable to reach my glass of water.

— Cry It Out Mom (@CryitoutMom) November 4, 2021

Parenting is missing your kids when they’re asleep, and missing your sanity when they’re awake

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) November 3, 2021