Parenting is one the best adventures — each day is filled with new surprises! Amid the chaos of raising a tiny human, there are some pretty funny moments. Here at Happy Dance™, we’ve gathered our favorite Tweets from moms and dads around the world. Get ready for a good laugh!
No one tells you that one of the hardest things about parenting is making full meals for your kids 3x a day when you’ve been surviving off of Starbucks and Oreos for 8+years— ShAeLuH (@highitsshaeluh) November 6, 2021
Anyone who suggests a parent just do something while the kids are in bed severely underestimates a child's determination to never sleep. Severely.— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) November 10, 2021
I love how toddlers can be like "dhskdjydnsksbdnksndbx" and their mother is like "Oh you want to watch Peppa Pig? I'll put it on for you". Meanwhile I'm there like pic.twitter.com/SMTledVgCZ— Flats Domino (@TamiTsansai) November 11, 2021
Noise is a good thing when you are a parent. When it's quiet, it's a problem.— MommyingHard (@MommyingHard) November 10, 2021
Got quiet last night. Found my son hiding behind the couch drinking syrup straight from the bottle.
Always be wary of silence.
If your child hasn’t brought you a box of waffles to open while you’re sitting on the toilet completely unfazed, are you even a parent?— Marissa 💚🦃💛 (@michimama75) November 11, 2021
Someone with no kids definitely invented daylight savings.— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) March 14, 2021
I’ve been surprised how much of parenting is just keeping your kids from killing each other.— David Shields (@dshields13) November 12, 2021
Having a kid is like having a roommate with no car, sketchy hygiene, & six part-time jobs who needs a ride every day.— Ozzy (@ozzyunc) November 5, 2021
Thirst trap… except it’s just me breastfeeding and unable to reach my glass of water.— Cry It Out Mom (@CryitoutMom) November 4, 2021
If you can’t stop laughing, be sure to follow these moms and dads over on Twitter! Do you have any funny parenting tales to spill? Let us know in the comments down below!
Parenting is missing your kids when they’re asleep, and missing your sanity when they’re awake— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) November 3, 2021