Happy Mother’s Day! It’s officially that time of the year for us moms to be gifted macaroni necklaces, handpicked backyard dandelions, and a questionable breakfast in bed (please don’t eat it). Truthfully, we love these gestures from our kids—but with a good laugh and tweet, of course!
We’ve rounded up a few of our favorite funny and relatable tweets about celebrating this special day from parents around the world. Enjoy!
Every Mother’s Day card is “TO THE BEST MOM EVER!” but I’m like an American 6 or Canadian 5 max— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) May 4, 2022
This is the week that I can buy anything for myself & it’s considered my Mother’s Day gift.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 1, 2022
Why can’t Mother’s Day be a day where mothers are left alone? I don’t want to plan or attend a brunch with 900 family members. I want to stay in my room and scroll tik tok and drink coffee and mimosas. Alone. In silence. While my house self cleans itself. Please. #momlife— Socially Distant Vaccinated Masked Momma Penguin (@tweethappy2017) May 2, 2022
As mother’s day is approaching, I think we can all agree that our mother’s have enough slippers neh?— Sho Dnx (@MandzNotHot) May 5, 2022
Mother’s Day is Sunday, so only 4 days left until my last minute trip to Rite Aid.— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) May 5, 2022
No Mother's Day gift suggestion list needs to include an alarm clock; we have kids for that— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) May 3, 2022
My son wants to know if he can get a new Nintendo game for Mother’s Day and honestly I want to say yes just for some guaranteed alone time.— Bre (@fullofmomsense) May 2, 2022
Mother’s Day is coming and my youngest has reminded me that I’m the best mom ever…..— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) May 2, 2022
because I’m the only one she has
for mothers day i would love to be left in bed with a bag of reeses cups and the remote— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 5, 2022
If there’s one thing about motherhood we can all agree on, it’s that moms somehow do it all—and with a wicked sense of humor. From all of us at the Happy Dance® team, have a Happy Mother’s Day!